There's a Very Good Reason Coleslaw Rhymes With Coldsore

Via SMS, Jack asks:

"Dear Om Nom Nom Nom, Is coleslaw bogue unless it is homemade?"

Jack, I'm glad you asked. Even if you had Canadian hipster recording artist, Gonzales make it for you in his Paris apartment, ALL COLESLAW IS BOGUE.

Add cheese to your coleslaw and you'll get your meal so bogue, Shannon Noll will use his magic, teleporting Leyland P76 to make an unscheduled stopover and nom nom nom nom all the old condiments out of your pantry.

It's a pain in the jatsy when he does that.